Total Medals Earned: 181 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,380 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Alter the test.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 12/16 (370/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Find it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 6/26 (100/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Simply beat Normal Mode to complete!
Earn 225,000 points in Survival Mode.